Curly Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeDJ16 Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Re: Drunk-J...is this true A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Uh, ok then. I R smart then, right? -=Jasen=- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curly Posted August 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 You is the mostest intelligent person I know. All you got left is 2 brain cells...but them is some smart ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
