Poochie Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 The daughter asks her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Her Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyfish Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 ROTFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 It's one of the 7 signs of the Apocalypse - 2 jokes from Poochie that are actually funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
