Poochie Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 A policeman pulls MacKenzie over for speeding in her Corvette. Officer: Miss, do you know how fast you were going? MacKenzie: Yes, officer, I was going around 40 in this 25 zone. Officer: I'm glad you admit it. I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket. MacKenzie: Can't you let it go this time? I live just a half mile from here. I won't let it happen again. Officer: A half mile makes it worse. Don't you know that most accidents happen within 5 miles of your home? Mackenzie: No sir, I didn't. So the next day MacKenzie moved. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted January 2, 2022 Report Share Posted January 2, 2022 another @Poochie classic! 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnymnemonic Posted January 10, 2022 Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 Reminds me of one my granddad used to tell about some dude who was caught speeding doing100 in a 55.Judge in court asks him: didn’t you see the posted speed limit on the signs?Guy says: hell no, at that speed there’s no way I was taking my eyes off the road long enough to read a sign.Judge fines him $100 dollars for contempt of court.My granddad also said the police officer mantra was: “62 will get you through. 63 will get you ME”Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted January 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2022 I remember a guy getting a speeding ticket on some comedy. The Judge said "$10 or 10 days." The accused said "I'll take the ten bucks." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
