Jon B. Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 I set my cell phone aside in a safe place when I'm working on the boat or in the garden. When my smart a$$, oldest daughter calls my cell phone and if I don't answer, she never leaves a message. No message......I don't call back. Yesterday she happens to call me when I have the phone on me. The conversation goes like this: Me: Why it's my long lost daughter. How come you never leave messages? Daughter: Hey Old Man, how come you never answer your phone or call back? Me: No message, not important, no call back! Besides it was probably just a butt call. Daughter: If it was a butt call there would be a long message with nothing on it. Me: Whatever!! (I knew she was right and didn't want to admit it) Daughter: What are you doing for Father's Day? Me; Hiding! I always end up buying you and your 2 sisters dinner because you are always broke. Your husband James is a father, make him buy you dinner for Father's Day!! Daughter: How about I stick him with the kids and I come over and drink beer with you? Me: Sounds great! What did you want the other day when you called? Daughter: Just wanted to invite you over for some of James's smoked ribs. His best ever and they were delicious!! You should have called back!!! Me: Grrrrrrrrrrr 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 thats funny Jon B. If they were as good as she said, He'll be cooking them again. It doesn't take much encouragement from my wife to get back in the kitchen and double up on the same recipe. Within a week normally. Just keep your phone handy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacKenzie Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 Hey, Jon, you need that delete button just like I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckreef Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just your friendly neighborhood delete button 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacKenzie Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 CK, is that one of your many titles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckreef Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 hour ago, MacKenzie said: CK, is that one of your many titles? Let's just say a few of you keep me busy from time to time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacKenzie Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 Ah, but it is so nice to be needed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
