CHILE Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowes when they collide with one another. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts and a halter top with no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
