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sorry about that yes you put rub on the sausage last

great job looks real good

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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowes when they collide with one another. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts and a halter top with no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours"

this place has good service http://www.smokinlicious.com/index.php?home

looks real good there Drunk_J , nice looking bark

those ribs look good,they look very moist and crunchy

that sounds pretty good

ABSOLUT LEMONADE 3/4 shot Absolut Citron 3/4 shot Amaretto Sweet & Sour mix Splash 7-Up Drink Recipe Instruction Pour all ingredients into a pint glass filled with ice.,

New Mexico Style Grill Sauce Ingredients: 2 tablespoon unsalted butter 1/2 medium red onion -- finely diced 1 garlic clove -- finely diced 6 plum tomatoes -- coarsely diced 1/4 cup ketchup 2 tablespoon Dijon mustard 2 tablespoon dark brown sugar 1 tablespoon honey 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 tablespoon ancho chile powder 1 teaspoon pasilla chile powder 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce Instructions: In a medium saucepan over medium heat, heat the butter and sweat the onion and garlic until translucent. Add the tomatoes and simmer for 15 minutes. Add the remaining ingredients and simmer for 20 minutes. Puree the mixture in a food processor, pour into a bowl, and allow to cool at room temperature. Will keep for 1 week or several months frozen. This recipe yields about 5 cups of sauce.

Indonesian Marinade Ingredients: 4 tablespoon lime juice 2 tablespoon lemon juice 1 tablespoon minced ginger 1 tablespoon minced garlic 2 tablespoon soy sauce 3 hot green chiles -- sliced thin 4 dashes habanero chile sauce 3 tablespoon chopped cilantro 1 tablespoon honey 1 cup olive oil Instructions: In a mixing bowl combine all ingredients except olive oil. Whisk in olive oil until smooth. Use this marinade for chicken or fish.http://www.dvo.com/recipe_pages/grilln/Indonesian_Ketchup_-_Ketjap_Manis.html

to make a tropical breeze 1 1/4oz Captain Morgan's spiced rum 4oz cranberry juice serve over ice w/fresh mint

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything." As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?" She answered (This is great) "THE TEETH."

A man and woman see a minister about getting married, the minister says "I will marry you if you can abstain from any sexual relations for 6 weeks." The man and woman agree and return to see the minister in a week. He asks how the abstinance is going and they reply "good." They have the same response on the 2nd through the 4th week, but on the 5th week the minister asks "How is it going?" The man replies "Not too good, the wife was reaching for some light bulbs on the top shelf and I was overcome with lust and dropped her down and did it right there on the floor!!" the minister replies "I am sorry son I cannot marry you in this church" the man replies " Thats OK we are not welcome at Home Depot anymore either!!!"

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Ingredients: Fresh Jalapenos (as many as you need - 1 per "egg") 8 oz. Cream Cheese (this will be enough for at least 2 dozen "eggs") Yellow food coloring Your favorite uncooked sausage (like jimmy dean's) A bit of your favorite rub Cut off the end of the jalapenos and seed and devien them. Set aside. Place the cream cheese in a bowl and soften, then mix 1 cap full of the yellow food coloring and blend with the cream cheese until all of it has a consistent yellow color. fill the yellow cream cheese into the jalapenos until they are full. Make some 1/4" to 1/2" thick sausage patties and wrap them around the jalapeno (pinch the edges and ends together to seal.) Now shape them into an "egg". Throw 'em on the smoker for 1 1/2 hours at 210-220 and TA-DA! Armadillo eggs! Slice them like a hard-boiled egg (about 1/2"-1" thick) so your guests can see the "shell" (the sausage), the "egg" (the jalapeno) and the "yolk" (the yellow cream cheese.)

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recipe from this site http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes ... 99,00.html 25 metal or wooden skewers 4 onions 10 tomatillos 5 bell peppers + ( plus I add a few serrano chile ) 10 pounds jumbo shrimp Marinade, recipe follows If using wooden skewers, soak them in water for at least 30 minutes before skewering food. Cut onions, tomatillos, and bell peppers into large, skewer-sized pieces. Assemble skewers, alternating 1 piece of each vegetable between 5 shrimps on each skewer. Arrange skewers in a large non-reactive baking dish and pour the marinade over. Submerge skewers in marinade, and marinate, covered, in the refrigerator, for 4 to 6 hours. Preheat a grill to medium-high heat. Grill skewers for approximately 6 minutes, turning as needed. Remove from the grill and serve. Marinade: 5 ounces chopped garlic 2 ounces garlic powder 1-ounce ground cumin 1-ounce freshly ground black pepper 1-ounce salt 2 ounces paprika 4 ounces pineapple juice 32 ounces vegetable oil 1 bunch cilantro, leaves chopped Combine all ingredients together in a large bowl and mix well. Pour marinade over skewers as directed above.all so good with chicken,beef,pork

here a jerk sauce that's pretty good not sure where I got it but I think it's good 1/2 c Ground allspice > 1/3 c Jamaican ground allspice 1/2 c Brown sugar 6 Cl Garlic (to 4 Scotch bonnet peppers (to 6) Equivalent) seeds and all 1 tb Ground thyme > 2 tb Thyme leaves 2 bn Scallions 1 ts Cinnamon 1/2 ts Nutmeg 2 tb Soy sauce to moisten (about) Put everything in a food processor and blend until smooth. You may use allspice berries, if available, but use enough to give the equivalent of 1/2 cup ground. This will keep "forever" in the refrigerator. Feel free to increase the garlic, and the hot peppers. I do. The recipe, double, and triples very well. Rub about 1/4 cup sauce into each chicken, halved, and get under the skin and in all the cavities. If it is pork, use a de-boned shoulder, score the fat, and rub the sauce in, using 1/2 cup, or more, per 6 lb shoulder. Use less for fish. Marinate, preferably overnight, and grill over a low fire, until done. Charcoal is ideal. The meat will be a smoky pink when done, and the skin nice and dark. Chop the meat into pieces, and serve traditionally with a hard-dough bread, and LOTS of Red Stripe Beer!

Curly that's what talking about that amazing on one load of lump sometime I could all most go through 20lbs to do a 8lb butt 225-250 cooking range not very fuel friendly

Hi everybody I've been looking around and doing a little posting I don't own a ceramic cooker yet just getting info on all the different makes,I started on a square charcoal grill years ago moved to up to brinkman offset, had Klose pit , Traeger pellet , now I have a Cajun grill and a cheap offset that eats lump up . But from all I've read the ceramic cooker is for me I'm looking that good flavor, I want something that smokes,grills and to make pizza on I like hot food , beer and BBQ well enough boring stuff a beer is calling my name