CHILE Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 Subject: Chinese Proverbs *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ** ** Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. ** ** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ** ** Man who run in front of car get tired. ** ** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ** ** Man who run behind car get exhausted. ** ** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ** ** Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. ** ** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ** ** Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. ** *~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ** Man with one chopstick go hungry. ** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~! *~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ** ** Man who fart in church sit in own pew. ** *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
