LarryR Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 A buddy of mine sent this to me this a.m., thought it was pretty good: “I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate. I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like? I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyboy Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Re: Lost Wife Ha! ROFLMAO!!! Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
