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Survivor - Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one

entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San

Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed

up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there

they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm

Gay," "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for John Kerry,"

"George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2008" and "I'm here to confiscate your

guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

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