Parrothead! About the time I'm thinking you are one of the most sane men I know (I'm looking at and drooling over that gorgeous pig candy post) you go and spoil it all with that polar bear plunge! Good grief! Are you daft?
No matter - great pig candy cook! You can be as fruity as a peach orchard boar and as long as you can do pig candy like that, you're aces in my book!