Tony the salesman

[Poochie]

Tony in his more youthful days worked for Home Depot as a tool salesman. A traveling tool salesman.

One day he’s driving by Tekobo’s place and observed her cutting wood with a 2 man saw…by herself.  He pulls over and gets a new chainsaw out of the trunk

Tony:  Howdy miss!  I can save you a lot of time and trouble. I’ll let you use this chainsaw absolutely free for 2 days.  When I come back, you’ll thank me and buy it.

Tekobo: I don’t know about that. I’m happy with the way I’m doing it now.

Tony: I guarantee you’ll cut 10 times as much wood in half the time.

Telobo: OK. I’ll give it a try.

So 2 days later Tony comes back knowing he has a sale. But then he notices Tekobo using her old 2 man saw again.

Tekobo: I’m glad you’re back. Take this contraption back and scram. I’m cutting less wood with it and it’s a pain to use.

Tony: What? Hand that thing here. Tony pulls the rope and the chainsaw starts right up.

Tekobo: What’s that noise?