Poochie Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 So back in the day little Timmy decided he would tip over their outhouse just for the fun of it. He did it and ran to his friend’s house. When he came home hours later, his father was waiting for him. Father: Tim, did you push over the outhouse? Tim: No sir Father: You remember when George Washington cut down the cherry tree? And then told the truth? He didn’t get in trouble. Tim: OK, I admit it. I pushed it over. Father: Then come over here so I can tan your ass. Tim: Wait a minute. What about the story of George Washington telling the truth? Father: George Washington’s father wasn’t in the tree when he cut it down. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
