Money not an object? Simply, helicopter from truck drop to landing zone! Or rent a fork lift and lift driver.  Also while on the subject let's have you build a patio to put the kamado's on that's covered with appropriate ventilation so you can stop having to play patio tic tac toe. 
 
	On a more serious note, I'm glued to this discussion on the size part, my inability to maker a decision cost me the 23 from the Raichlen deal!