Syzygies

Not to hijack the thread but I had a guy make me custom handles for my portafilter

!!! When I saw the photo leading this thread, my first thought was that I was looking at an espresso tamper: http://www.coffeetamper.com

I have one of these as a handoff from a friend, and it's spectacular with a La Pavoni Europiccola coffee maker. He wanted to go up from 49 mm to 49.2 mm (I love having friends that make me look normal!), so he gave me his old one.

My second thought? I actually like the original cooker knob better! We went for a matte cooker, at least we're consistent.

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Re: Same boat

Well then I guess I'm inadequate also! Never knew..

Those are seriously long lag screws on the crate that arrived today. What's up with that?

That was quick!

(I'm already getting emails from fellow K-expats who are jealous!)

brining

Looking forward to cruzmisl's account of these, which indeed do look perfect.

We use a 4-8 hour "light brine" (1/2 cup sea salt, 1/4 to 1/3 cup sugar per gallon water) on chicken, fish, pork chops, etc. and invariably prefer the results. Imagine a dial with "unbrined" on one side, and "ham" on the other. Twisting the dial partway toward ham has remarkable results, without becoming too salty or "tight".

It is important that the quantity of brine is significantly greater than the quantity of meat, as one is "diluting" the brine by adding the meat, which contains water. With enough brine and a short soak, one ignores this. For "house-cured ham" over several days, one instead calculates how much salt to add, taking into account the weight of the meat. Not hard, but not relevant here. I keep spreadsheets which tell me what to do, keeping notes on how the target salinity tasted to us, so we can adjust the target percentage for next time. (E.g. I like 0.8% salt by weight for dry-rubbed spareribs, working from gross weight (the price tag) including the bones.)

We like to use Cambro food storage containers. Get the clear plastic ones; they cost more, but can tolerate boiling water, making them more generally useful. Either make the brine in advance (possible since we're not taking into account the weight of the meat) or add ice cubes to top up the volume, so the brine is cold.

90 second ribeyes

I did 20 seconds once at 900F, and roughly, the fat just evaporated, boiled off, whatever; it was gone. Nice to see a more moderate approach works so well!

here I have a visual for you of the 23" main grill vs a #7 main grill.

Thanks.

Part of the reason realtor fees are so high in New York City is that to measure the square feet of a building, you need a bevy of window washers to hold the measuring tape around the outside. Knowing this, I went out in the dark with a headlamp to measure my K7 main grill.

21.5" (not 22.5") !! I'll leave it to others to have fun with this.

I actually went out twice. This is the outer diameter of the round grill circle. If you measure the longest straight grill rod, maybe you can eek out 21.8", and that's being generous.

I have a paella pan now that's a tight fit with the handles sawed off, there's a chance I'll need to go down a size. Other than that, they look the same. My plan, to switch to the new cooker and keep cooking, looks good.

Re: disorder

OCD? No' date=' we call it NHTIOD around here.

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Had a great call with Dennis, sent off the payment, cooker will arrive in a few days:

KK-Gen MBM-92

Nice guesses, we thought about all of those. We're partial to matte finish, we like the way this harmonizes with our yard.

Had a last cook on the old K, tandoor chicken. Now I wonder if there's a neat way to do it with skewers like the Indians do, so no grill contact?

I want to dig a square out of our asphalt and pour a flat concrete surface. It would be a shame to have KK tolerances, and still have the stock pool on one end of the paella pan, right?

Anyhow, looking forward! Laurie is bouncing off the ceiling (I put her on with Dennis), anyone out there with Wife-Acceptance-Factor issues should just call her...

Oh yeah, and I'd say that there's zero risk of Dennis getting bored with this and moving on. He sounded rather engaged with the whole enterprise. As one blessed/cursed with a decent case of OCD, I felt like I was talking with a kindred spirit!

We did think about that one! It's beautiful. But no.

Re: K7 to KK transition advice for Syzygies?

So' date=' Syz, which one are ya gonna get??? [/quote']

Waiting on a confirmation from Dennis before I tell.

I'd be happy to mail a fallen K7 tile to the first person who guesses right!

Re: No Prep

Throw on a fatty.

You mean a spliff? Does that increase people's appetites?

Being so early in the indoor tennis season' date=' we had a smaller group than normal with 48 players, plus a few guests. The pork got completely devoured. For future parties of 64-80, we will add other menu choices, such as meatballs, etc.[/quote']

Laurie had my exact reaction, there must have been a lot of other food!

In our experience, a butt will feed at most a dozen people, and that's with plenty of other food. Pot beans and cornbread, greens, corn tortillas are nice if you can find fresh masa in your area. Adjust for age and alcohol, which work together: A younger crowd that seriously sets into the wine will start eating the picnic table when everything else is gone.

So I wouldn't count on more than 24 from a shoulder. Cook two?

The idea of getting experience cooking for events is great. I've brought several butts at a time to conference picnics at a nearby institute where there was supposed to be already enough food. It's fun watching it disappear by stopwatch, 12 minutes is typical.

We also bring BBQ to other people's dinner parties, foiled and toweled in a cooler. Butt or shoulder holds for hours, and we just leave when the party's over, no cleanup.

It's too bad you had to pony up the cash for a new unit' date=' but you won't be sorry about this purchase![/quote']

Actually, we didn't have to, we decided it was time.

Above is our K7. You can make out the cracks, but it hasn't broken into pieces yet. We do fear that it could in prime barbecue season (Jan-Dec) but that's not why we're jumping. Note the custom textured surface replacing our original K7 tiles, and the masking tape for a better draft door low & slow seal. Laurie brought up that I do this on every low & slow. Is this a first? My wife is selling me on making the purchase!

For the past year, as I watch the cracks on my K7, we've been wondering, "What if Dennis gets bored with making KKs, and moves on?" There might never be another cooker made this well. (Although there undoubtedly will be: He'll keep doing this, and like computers they'll get better.)

We've got the money, we decided to spring for it.

Thanks, these are all great answers. Time to get Dennis on the phone, or however it works...

You will feel like you are trading in a Sanford and Son pickup for a brand new BMW when you see a KK up close.

Beamer me up Scottie!

Hi. We're ready to jump, replacing our K7 with a KK. We don't need help convincing us to do so; you already have. We're just hoping for a quick cut-to-the-chase from our friends here, before we order.

Is 23" new inventory, e.g. the coming boatload pictured above, the flagship product which we want? (I'm guessing that this is an easy question.)

Our K7 has an upper grill, main grill, crossbars to hold a lower heat deflector. I installed a guru port. The packages look very complete; do I need to special order anything to get equivalent functionality? (I'm adaptable, and will enjoy differences as long as I can do what I did before.)

What's the subjective space comparison, working in a GenII KK vs a K7? About the same?

I've drilled and filled holes over the years for various probes. Does running e.g. guru probes over the gasket ruin the tighter fit I expect, moving to a KK? Are there other ways to probe the KK without drilling new holes?

Do I want the "gas option" for lighting fires? I alternate now between various methods (electric starter, fusion experiments with large quantities of alcohol, perching a propane torch near the coals and walking away to do other things). I'm feeling less judgmental than before about a "gas option", perhaps it's the way to go?

I've hit 1000 F more than once by accident in my K7, and it didn't like it. Cooking steak 20 seconds at 900 F is an experiment only worth trying once; we generally cook at 600 F or less. Nevertheless, is there a maximum "stay below this temperature, or all bets are off?"

shoulder gives her something to live for

I cook at least one a week.

Yeah, we make up freezer packs that are either for us or to enliven the dog's kibble. The pooch (my avatar) is nearly 16 and a discriminating eater; shoulder gives her something to live for.

periosteum

That was a new word from me, but this advice is absolutely spot-on.

That looks like hot sauce, Syzy.

What was your recipe/technique?

Answer in a new thread: Fermenting Hot Sauce

That looks like hot sauce, Syzy.

What was your recipe/technique?

Yup. I've been making around 3 gallons a year for friends, for the past five years. I don't make beer, wine, anchovies, you name it because I can buy better. The uniform position of my friends is to remind me that we can't buy better hot sauce, and the new season is upon us, have I started yet?

I read up on classic hot sauce fermentation (pack pepper mash and salt into an oak barrel for three years, trim off the black, add vinegar), and tried to figure out how to modernize in small batches. My goal is no artifice, the straightest line from A to B, a recipe anyone would discover coming at the same problem. (As in, if you feel the temptation to add your special mark, just don't! One is aiming for a classic.)

We live near a national beer-making supply outlet (http://morebeer.com/), so it's easy to buy carboys, fermentation locks, cleaners and pH equipment. I have a commercial blender (the Vita-Prep) which undoubtedly makes working with the pepper mash easier, but isn't essential. The key is to recognize that a quick ferment (a month or two) is the same kind of process as making sauerkraut or kimchi. If one can find either that hasn't been preserved or sterilized, the juice makes a perfect starter. Fermenting is key; I've tried both ways, and skipping the fermentation just isn't in the same league.

One risk in home fermentation of vegetables is botulism, which doesn't survive below a pH of 4.6, while the fermentation drives the pH well below this point. pH meters cost $80 and need maintenance more than once a year (replace saline storage solution around probe) to survive several seasons, but provide assurance one isn't about to bump off one's friends. Other than this, we don't sterilize the finished product, preferring the uncooked taste, and haven't had a problem.

Use disposable vinyl or latex gloves at all stages of handling the chiles. One could elaborate; just trust me on this one. Later, when adjusting the salt, taste in moderation.

One also has to go with the best local chiles, which can be an adventure to track down. (It is also possible to order pepper mash from afar, but I'd rather be the one picking over the peppers with a few beers and a baseball game on the radio.) We lately go with a Thai-style pepper sold on or off the bush in Asian farmers markets (Alemany is best) in the SF Bay area, which looks a lot like the original tabasco pepper. The riper the color, the less vegetable left to ferment; we've seen significant variant year-to-year in how active the bubbling and expansion of the mash gets, with this year's very ripe (and yes, very hot) mash a minimum. The three gallon carboy shown has headroom for the most expansion we've ever seen, yet we're only up an inch, which means that at night air is actually getting back into the jug through the fermentation lock. This could spell disaster; it hasn't yet. The oak barrels used to breathe; a friend of mine did lose a batch in New York to mold. If I had a fridge in the garage with room, I'd certainly experiment with a longer cold ferment, which would need less worst-case headroom, and might be dramatically better in flavor.

Our recipe: Buy 12 pounds of chiles to make a couple gallons of mash, stem and pick over. Grind with 8% sea salt by weight and distilled water; strain the mash to recycle the water, so one has enough liquid for the blender action, without making the mash too soupy. Include kimchi juice now and/or pour it on top later. Adjust the pH to 3.2 by adding several TB of white vinegar per gallon. Funnel the mash carefully into a sterilized 3 gallon carboy (splatter can encourage mold) and stopper with a fermentation lock, using vinegar again as the lock liquid. Let ferment a month or two until activity subsides, then fill with champagne vinegar (white vinegar will do, but champagne vinegar is neutral yet more refined). After an arbitrary delay (a month? When you get around to this...) grind the mash again as finely as possible, add more sea salt to taste, sieve and bottle in 5 oz "woozy" bottles easily found on the web. Sterilize the bottles before filling in a boiling water bath.

We apply labels with packing tape, and seal the caps with good vinyl electrical tape, for a nice home/pro balance. One can seal with heat shrink tubing; it's more work.

That pot looks like it is thin-walled metal. I would assume it wouldn't work as well as a thick-walled cast iron pot in making sure the wood inside doesn't catch fire (i.e.' date=' only smolders). [/quote']

I did experiment with many options back in the day, as did others in response. One viable alternative others found was a stainless steel "pipe bomb", holes in the middle, screw caps exactly as one would make a pipe bomb. Expensive and didn't appeal to me, I prefer the romance of the cast iron and the flour paste, as if I were a Moroccan peasant.

I tried stainless steel canisters as used in India for food storage (those bicycle delivery services that rush the wife's four course lunch to the husband working in Mumbai) but the lid blew off. If this mechanism holds airtight, we're set. If not any leak causes convection and the wood inside burns.

I wouldn't worry about thinner material per se, if the seal holds. Without oxygen, the wood can't burn, it can only produce gases which can burn once they leave the pot. Different effect. Perhaps the performance characteristics would be different, how much wood, how soon and how long it smokes, but hard to say one is better without the experiment.

Nevertheless, I'm very happy with cast iron and flour paste, and I'm too swamped to reinvent the wheel now. But were I instead hearing this from someone else, of course I'd experiment!

[We're getting ready to jump on a KK. In a different thread I may ask for advice on the K7 to KK transition...]

This is a stainless camping pot that I've used for quite some time. It comes in 3 different sizes I think. After drilling a few holes in the bottom it works great for me.

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The folding handle lock solves the problem of sealing it without any fuss.

MSR Stowaway Pot - 475ml (0.50 quarts, $15.95)

MSR Stowaway Pot - 775ml (0.82 quarts, $17.95)

MSR Stowaway Pot - 1600ml (1.69 quarts, $24.95)

Nice find! I may have to move forward from the bronze age, and try this. (I'd go for either or both of the larger ones.)

So' date=' I'm going with the 15.5" 10 pounder.[/quote']

We have a Fibrament stone, perhaps even smaller than this.

The issue they lectured us on was thickness, not weight. It takes too long for the thickest commercial stones to heat through before use, not an issue in a pizza shop, but certainly an issue at home.

Meanwhile, it took burning through a lot of myths for us to become thrilled with our pizza. I'd probably be horrified a couple of years ago by what works best now. Share my past-life horror or try it, your pick.

I know that dogmatic prejudices ruin cooking every time, but when I saw the best-pizza-of-my-life made in Italy at temperatures that ushered in the bronze age, I thought I saw god. Get over it!

You all know I could fill in 500 words here. I'll cut to the chase: We make our dough by hand, easier than a bread machine and infinitely superior texture, then roll the pies out and set them on parchment paper. No more days of "I'm a freakin' idiot and why is the dog complaining that olives are flying into her eyes but the pie is still stuck to my peel!" Yuh, corn meal works, so does rhythm.

Cook for 2 1/2 minutes at 500 to 550 F on the stone, then pull off the parchment paper and transfer to an aluminum pizza screen. Yeah, those round things that would make a mosquito screen for a ship's window. Set the screen back on the stone till the pizza is done. The crust breathes this way, and the crust doesn't burn before the pizza is done. (We like thin crust pizza, and we grind our own flour; YMMV.)

Believe me, we've tried everything, and for us this works. Whatever works, like John Lennon sung...

chile bricks for freezer

I misread this as "chile bricks". Lately I've been making up all but the salt for my rubs (roasting and grinding dried chiles), saving in the freezer in vacuum packs, and pulling out as needed for low and slow. Salt first, separately, by weight; my ballpark is 0.7% to 0.8% of the weight of the meat, guessing to subtract bones.

Your bricks sound good!

Carbide? I don't remember it being a problem. People who routinely drill metal use boring oils (meant to bore holes, I don't mean canola ), you might use any oil on hand.

Cast iron is soft, I don't remember this being that difficult. Now sawing the steel handles off my largest paella pan so I could close the lid, that was difficult!

I like that experiment. Simplest version would be to place a one quart dutch oven, then build the fire around, up and over it.

One issue is to make sure that the dutch oven gets enough initial heat. This is why I like starting the fire by propane torch, under the pot and near the holes. Since one only needs a localized small fire for low & slow, this makes sure the fire starts where it can do the most good.

The paste really isn't such a big deal. A pianist practicing 90 seconds has me beat on any dexterity task I face in a day. As I've said, this is a routine fix for poorly fitting lids, steaming couscous in Morocco.