Dan, the most narrow point is 35" and that is off road on an inclined gravel/dirt path. OR, through a 35" doorway, a sharp 90 degree turn and down a short 9 steps low rise stairway.
From the waterfront road it is a no-go for sure and a crane, a big one, could not lower it onto the patio. A forklift can get it to the other side of the garage which is where the stairs are going to and the garage door is to the right of this rough pathway between fence and garage foundation. The pathway is the widest point @ 50" and the gateway with a tree trunk to corner of the building is 40" tight and located to the right of the MINI.
If the top was removable then manhandling it around and down that path might be possible with 4 men. With the interior liners removed that would help too, if those things are possible.
So you and Ryan can see the dilemma.