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Poochie

Last Joke Ever!

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Well, for this week anyway.

Wife: I've had it with you! I can't believe you forgot my birthday for the fifth time! I think a divorce is in our future.

Husband: I'm sorry, dear. It won't happen again. I'll get you tickets for the upcoming NASCAR event. How's that?

Wife: You'll do better than that. I've been wanting my own race car for years. A fast one too. 

Husband: You can't be serious.

Wife: Tomorrow afternoon, there better be something in the driveway that can go from zero to 200 in less than 5 seconds. Period!

Husband. Yes dear.

So the next day the wife comes home and sees a package in the driveway. Thinking it's the keys to a race car she opens it to find a bathroom scale.

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