DennisLinkletter Posted January 17, 2013 Report Posted January 17, 2013 Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. “Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting and BBQing. Maybe you should sell your guns and grill.†Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?" â€There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.†"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!" â€I wasn't “
Syzygies Posted January 18, 2013 Report Posted January 18, 2013 Re: Time to quit hunting, shooting and BBQing. That got a laugh out of Laurie. But of course, upgraded to a KK was her idea. Did I marry well or what!?
