EGGARY Posted February 23, 2014 Report Posted February 23, 2014 Today's Joke: Wide grill Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" 1 Quote
MadMedik Posted February 25, 2014 Report Posted February 25, 2014 My name is Ted. Just read the joke to my wife....she is still looking at me....!! Quote
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