Oldie but sorta goodie

[Poochie]

Doc: Well Mr. Smith, you're fit as a fiddle for an 80 year old. How do you do it?

Smith: Squirrel hunting. Keeps a man young and healthy. I went hunting before I came here this morning.

Doc: I think heredity has something to do with it. How old was your Dad when he died?

Smith: Who said anything about my Dad being dead? He went squirrel hunting with me today.

Doc: What?? He must be a hundred years old!

Smith: 102. Loves to hunt.

Doc: Well how old was his Dad when he passed away?

Smith: Who said anything about my grandpappy being dead? 

Doc: That's impossible. He'd have to be close to 120.

Smith: 121 to be exact.

Doc: Don't tell me he went squirrel hunting with you and your Dad this morning.

Smith: No, he didn't. He was getting himself married.

Doc: You're kidding! Why would a 121 year old man want to get married?

Smith: Who said anything about him wanting to get married?

[tony b]