Poochie Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) A guy was driving and saw a turkey walking on the side of the road. When he pulled up to it the turkey ran ahead of the car. The guy notices that the turkey has 3 legs. He went 50 mph and the turkey sped up and passed his car. Then turkey took a turn down a dirt road and the guy drove after him. He pulls up to a house owned by farmer tekobo and she just happens to be rocking in a chair on the porch. Man: Pardon me young lady, did you see a 3 legged turkey run by here? tekobo: Yep. I raise them Man: You raise them? Why? tekobo: I like the drumstick, the husband likes the drumstick and my little brother likes the drumstick. Man: That’s amazing. How does it taste? tekobo: I don’t know. We’ve never been able to catch the damn things. Edited November 25, 2021 by Poochie spelling 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekobo Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 You are soooo right. Wings and drumsticks are my favourite. Wrong in that I don't eat turkey, just chicken and quail and duck and all the tastier birds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted November 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 Fair enough. Just change the word "turkey" in the joke to "duck" and we're good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
