Poochie Posted November 25, 2021 Report Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) A guy was driving and saw a turkey walking on the side of the road. When he pulled up to it the turkey ran ahead of the car. The guy notices that the turkey has 3 legs. He went 50 mph and the turkey sped up and passed his car. Then turkey took a turn down a dirt road and the guy drove after him. He pulls up to a house owned by farmer tekobo and she just happens to be rocking in a chair on the porch. Man: Pardon me young lady, did you see a 3 legged turkey run by here? tekobo: Yep. I raise them Man: You raise them? Why? tekobo: I like the drumstick, the husband likes the drumstick and my little brother likes the drumstick. Man: That’s amazing. How does it taste? tekobo: I don’t know. We’ve never been able to catch the damn things. Edited November 25, 2021 by Poochie spelling 1 5 Quote
tekobo Posted November 25, 2021 Report Posted November 25, 2021 You are soooo right. Wings and drumsticks are my favourite. Wrong in that I don't eat turkey, just chicken and quail and duck and all the tastier birds. 1 Quote
Poochie Posted November 26, 2021 Author Report Posted November 26, 2021 Fair enough. Just change the word "turkey" in the joke to "duck" and we're good! Quote
