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Poochie

tekobo and the 3 legged turkey

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A guy was driving and saw a turkey walking on the side of the road. When he pulled up to it the turkey ran ahead of the car. The guy notices that the turkey has 3 legs. He went 50 mph and the turkey sped up and passed his car. Then turkey took a turn down a dirt road and the guy drove after him.  He pulls up to a house owned by farmer tekobo and she just happens to be rocking in a chair on the porch.

Man: Pardon me young lady, did you see a 3 legged turkey run by here?

tekobo:  Yep. I raise them

Man: You raise them? Why?

tekobo: I like the drumstick, the husband likes the drumstick and my little brother likes the drumstick.

Man: That’s amazing. How does it taste?

tekobo: I don’t know. We’ve never been able to catch the damn things.

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