Poochie Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 I visited Colorado and decided to have some supper at a local restaurant. I looked over the menu and see mountain oysters. Now being from Louisiana I’m thinking they’re just like salt water oysters I’m used to eating, but they come from fresh water in the area. Waitress: What can I get for you today? Poochie: I think I’ll have an order of these mountain oysters. Waitress: Good choice! They’re fresh and delicious. Poochie: How many do you get? Waitress: You get two and one vegetable. Poochie: Two?? Give me a dozen! That’s what I’m used to eating. Waitress: Oh my, you sure like your mountain oysters, don’t you? Poochie: Lady, where I come from we eat them right out of the sack. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted January 15, 2022 Report Share Posted January 15, 2022 @Poochie - At least you poked fun at yourself for once! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted January 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2022 I don't really need to since I'm married 😀 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...