Poochie goes to Colorado

[Poochie]

I visited Colorado and decided to have some supper at a local restaurant. I looked over the menu and see mountain oysters. Now being from Louisiana I’m thinking they’re just like salt water oysters I’m used to eating, but they come from fresh water in the area.

Waitress: What can I get for you today?

Poochie: I think I’ll have an order of these mountain oysters.

Waitress: Good choice! They’re fresh and delicious.

Poochie: How many do you get?

Waitress: You get two and one vegetable.

Poochie: Two?? Give me a dozen!  That’s what I’m used to eating.

Waitress: Oh my, you sure like your mountain oysters, don’t you?

Poochie: Lady, where I come from we eat them right out of the sack.

[tony b]

@Poochie - At least you poked fun at yourself for once! 

[Poochie]

I don't really need to since I'm married 😀