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Tony Buys a Pistol

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Tony stood in line at Academy and it seemed like forever to do all the paperwork and get it approved for the sale of a pistol he wanted. Finally it's all done and he can go the register to pay for it.  He's thinking that this should go quick and the'll be home shortly. 

Tony puts the box with the pistol in front of the cashier and she's tells him the price. He goes to pay for it and the cashier says "strip down!!"

Tony is thinking "what the heck? Is this part of buying a pistol?"  But he does as the cashier asks him just to get out of the store

While Tony is removing his britches, the cashier starts laughing along with the other customers in line. Tony doesn't thinks it's funny at all and finally removes his socks as the last thing.

The cashier finally catchers her breath and says "No, I was trying to tell you the strip goes down on your credit card"

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