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Drink too much

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Husband: I’m going to the pub tonight with the guys.

Wife:  You really shouldn’t. You drink too much when you go.

Husband: I know my limit. I’m going and that’s final.

Wife: Don’t drink too much for a change.

 

At 1:30am the husband stumbles into the house trying to be quiet…and failing. A light comes on and he sees his lovely wife standing there with her hands on her hips. Frowning.

 

Wife: I can’t believe it. Drunk again. You need to stay out of pubs

Husband: (staggering) I’m not drunk. I only had 1 or 3 little drinks

Wife: You’re pickled and you know it.

Husband: I’m drunk not. I mean not drunk.

Wife: You need to make a decision. It’s me or the pub.

Husband: Ummmm. It’s you. I recognize the voice

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