Poochie Posted February 23, 2023 Report Posted February 23, 2023 Husband: I’m going to the pub tonight with the guys. Wife: You really shouldn’t. You drink too much when you go. Husband: I know my limit. I’m going and that’s final. Wife: Don’t drink too much for a change.  At 1:30am the husband stumbles into the house trying to be quiet…and failing. A light comes on and he sees his lovely wife standing there with her hands on her hips. Frowning.  Wife: I can’t believe it. Drunk again. You need to stay out of pubs Husband: (staggering) I’m not drunk. I only had 1 or 3 little drinks Wife: You’re pickled and you know it. Husband: I’m drunk not. I mean not drunk. Wife: You need to make a decision. It’s me or the pub. Husband: Ummmm. It’s you. I recognize the voice 1 1 1 Quote
