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I was driving home in the early morning hours when a police officer pulled me over. The officer asked where I was heading so late. I proceeded to tell him I was on my way to a lecture about the use of alcohol and the toll it takes on your body and marriage. The officer thinks for a minute and asked. "Who in the world gives lectures at this time of the morning????"  I stared at the officer for a moment and said “my wife!

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