Oh no how dare she turn me into a veggie lol

[Aussie Ora]

If you love me, don't feed me bacon http://ab.co/2d9HdSZ - via @abcnews

Outback Kamado Bar and Grill

[MacKenzie]

 For every 50 grams of processed meat eaten a day, there is an 18 per cent increased risk of bowel cancer.

With those figures it might be just too late to stop now.

OR

I keep my daily intake at less than 50 grams so there will be no effect.  

[Shuley]

Define processed meat?