Poochie Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 A guy and his girlfriend were on lover’s lane smooching when all of a sudden a motorcycle gang shows up. They pull them both from the car. The leader of the gang draws a circle in the dirt and tells the boyfriend to stand in it. Gang leader: “If you step out of that circle, we’re going to beat the tar out of you!” Boyfriend: “OK, but please don’t hurt us.” The gang leader walks up the girlfriend and says “How about a little kiss, baby?” Girlfriend: “No, please don’t.” He looks at the boyfriend and sees that he’s starting to giggle. Gang leader: “I said how about a kiss, baby??” And then rips her shirt off. Girlfriend: “Stop! Please!” The gang leader looks at the boyfriend and now the boyfriend is laughing. Gang leader: “OK, baby, looks like your boyfriend doesn’t care” He plants a big kiss on her and looks again at the boyfriend. The boyfriend is still giggling and laughing. The gang leader walks over the boyfriend and says, “I ripped your girlfriend’s shirt off, planted a big fat kiss on her, and you’re here giggling and laughing. What’s so funny, chump?” Boyfriend: “I stepped out of the circle 3 times and you never saw it!” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 A classic Poochie joke for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
