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Curly....you may be number 52 but you not 52 when you joined....so does that mean you flunked your first year on the board? Could be for the use of your purdy thang.

It is a huge surprise that you got a replacement grill. How many miracles were you expecting? Did you have to ship the old grill back to them?

The good news is there is stock in the states and you could be out of your misery within days....well at least you would be cooking on a better BBQ. It may take some serious alcohol to get out of the misery...but you are in luck...there are some good recipes for drinks in the recipe section. I think you need a 'happy hour' to escape the Johnson torture.

You have found your way here, so I think you are going in the right direction.

So are you planning on getting 20 new friends to buy a KK or are you going to get the 20 friends that you got to buy a POSK to buy a KK?

Nice try...Donate the POSK and get the write-off, order a KK and get over your pain. It won't get any better till you get a KK.

This is a funny article on the reaction to the smell of cooking peppers in a Thai restaurant in London. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071004/od_nm/chillis_dc;_ylt=Ajy..xpdLftmnujTQ3QFzrISH9EA

Gotta love that they printed the recipe for the peppers.

I wonder if the one-legged man has been saving other parts after their removal?

So far....best pun IMHO is restless leg syndrome! But please continue...it is amusing.

Which one is a leg up in this scenario?

Anyone have a recipe for "Leg of idiot"?

Thanks Sanny...actually I am with you.... don't care for much heat. It beats me up.

Hey JoeNY....Maybe you could name the BBQ after Sanny....not that she is a 'hothead'. She named my BBQ Sybil.

Sanny wrote:

I was bad once when I was little, and my daddy had to give me a spanking. We both cried

prolly why you ended up a lawyer.

Hey Sanny even though I don't count I will offer up anyway.

I shipped my own tile to Dennis about April 25, and received my BBQ here in Calif about July 11 or 12, so about 10 weeks. At that time there were 4 or 5 customs in the pipeline ahead of me. Mine also arrived in the US around July 4 and did not get through customs quickly due to the holiday.

So probably mine would be like the longer case scenario depending on what you pick.

I think most of the colors are in stock here in the US or on their way on a ship. At one point Dennis had posted that the ships generally depart every Friday and take about 21 days to reach the Calif port. Customs can take up to a week, and then the trucking time to the destination. Timing would be somewhat different from the east coast, but not by many days.

The classic style is special order only, and the textureds are not currently in production .... at least the last I heard.

I cancelled my order with the 'competitor' after a year. They 'lost' my tile selection two different times but could not bother to call me. They had lots of excuses, all of them BS. And to hear those pathetic excuses and lies, I would have to call dozens of times as they would never return a call or email.

Moral to my story is you are in the right place, and the sooner you decide and narrow the variables, the sooner Dennis delivers. The hard part is deciding what you want....then it seems like torture waiting for it.

The innocence in her face with the ominous looking tentacles ....Majestic...did she ask to try them or was she persuaded to try the mystery food. Most the little kids I have known were not very adventurous eaters....except Dennis' little princess with the bugs.

She is adorable....and she has such trusting eyes. The squid in front of her beautiful and angelic face is just wrong man. It looks like a bad science fiction movie. You let little boys eat the ugly little squid.

the naked guy wrote:

Gerard, you are right. Silly me

How did Gerard get into this thread? Would you be confusing DJ with Gerard? Your wife's absence is definitely affecting your thoughts! Better get those bands adjusted.!

This has come up before on other forums, but be aware of chemical residual on the trees. It shouldn't be an issue if it has been a couple of months from the most recent spray.

The only thing wrong with that picture is you (and perhaps Chubby) should have been in the scoop.

Between tractoring and BBQing you are going to be a busy man.

You lost me at coconut - argh!

-=Jasen=-

festervalve...looks like we missed it at the same time.

Bad news for you' date=' now you have associated yourself with me, even in this small way..... it could spell doom for you! [/quote']

I'm not sure who will be worse for who here.....but it will be fun for sure.

festervalve...looks like we missed it at the same time.

Clearly I have missed something in this thread.

What about the Tsunami that frequently comes after the earthquake.

Yes great to see you here....I'm guessing you have ordered or still deciding on color?