Poochie Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 A policeman pulls car over for speeding. As he walks to the car, he hears the guy tell his wife to keep her mouth shut. Policeman: Hey buddy, do you know you were going 50 in a 25mph zone? Husband: No sir. I never speed. It must be a mistake. Wife: Now Henry, you know you always say speed limits are for idiots. Yes officer, he was speeding. Husband: Shut your mouth! Policeman: You aren’t wearing a seat belt either. You know the law. Husband: I had to take it off to get my wallet out to retrieve my driver’s license for you. Wife: Really Henry? You never wear a seat belt. You said they put them in cars for losers. Husband: If you don’t shut up I’m going to slap your face! Policeman: Miss, does he always talk to you like this? Wife: Not always officer, just when he’s been drinking too much. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 Here is another one for you Pooch. I have a fridge full of venison and no bbq so this made me laugh.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C6Bill Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Now THAT is funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted November 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 I've seen that one but it's still funny! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
