Poochie Posted November 27, 2021 Report Posted November 27, 2021 A policeman pulls car over for speeding. As he walks to the car, he hears the guy tell his wife to keep her mouth shut. Policeman: Hey buddy, do you know you were going 50 in a 25mph zone? Husband: No sir. I never speed. It must be a mistake. Wife: Now Henry, you know you always say speed limits are for idiots. Yes officer, he was speeding. Husband: Shut your mouth! Policeman: You aren’t wearing a seat belt either. You know the law. Husband: I had to take it off to get my wallet out to retrieve my driver’s license for you. Wife: Really Henry? You never wear a seat belt. You said they put them in cars for losers. Husband: If you don’t shut up I’m going to slap your face! Policeman: Miss, does he always talk to you like this? Wife: Not always officer, just when he’s been drinking too much. 2 2 Quote
Basher Posted November 28, 2021 Report Posted November 28, 2021 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote
Basher Posted November 28, 2021 Report Posted November 28, 2021 Here is another one for you Pooch. I have a fridge full of venison and no bbq so this made me laugh.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 2 Quote
Poochie Posted November 29, 2021 Author Report Posted November 29, 2021 I've seen that one but it's still funny! 1 Quote
