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Policeman, wife, husband

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A policeman pulls car over for speeding. As he walks to the car, he hears the guy tell his wife to keep her mouth shut.

Policeman: Hey buddy, do you know you were going 50 in a 25mph zone?

Husband: No sir. I never speed. It must be a mistake.

Wife: Now Henry, you know you always say speed limits are for idiots. Yes officer, he was speeding. 

Husband: Shut your mouth!

Policeman: You aren’t wearing a seat belt either. You know the law.

Husband: I had to take it off to get my wallet out to retrieve my driver’s license for you.

Wife: Really Henry? You never wear a seat belt. You said they put them in cars for losers.

Husband: If you don’t shut up I’m going to slap your face!

Policeman: Miss, does he always talk to you like this?

Wife: Not always officer,  just when he’s been drinking too much.

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