Poochie Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 An elderly lady placed an ad in the local newspaper: Lady 70 years old looking for a mate the same age. You can't run around on me You can't beat me You must still be good in bed So a week later the doorbell rings and there's an elderly gentleman looking up at her. Lady: You're going to be my mate??? You don't have any arms. Guy: That means I can't beat you. Lady: But you don't have any legs either. Guy: That means I can't run around on you. Lady: Well...are you still good in bed?? Guy: With a big smile on his face...I rang the doorbell, didn't I? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BARDSLJR Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 GROAN....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 That would be our @Poochie, the encyclopedia of old jokes! 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
