Elderly looking for love

[Poochie]

An elderly lady placed an ad in the local newspaper:

Lady 70 years old looking for a mate the same age.
You can't run around on me
You can't beat me
You must still be good in bed

So a week later the doorbell rings and there's an elderly gentleman looking up at her.

Lady: You're going to be my mate??? You don't have any arms.
Guy: That means I can't beat you.
Lady: But you don't have any legs either. 
Guy: That means I can't run around on you.
Lady: Well...are you still good in bed??
Guy: With a big smile on his face...I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

[BARDSLJR]

GROAN.......

[tony b]

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