Poochie Posted July 21, 2015 Report Share Posted July 21, 2015 Doc: Well Mr. Smith, you're fit as a fiddle for an 80 year old. How do you do it? Smith: Squirrel hunting. Keeps a man young and healthy. I went hunting before I came here this morning. Doc: I think heredity has something to do with it. How old was your Dad when he died? Smith: Who said anything about my Dad being dead? He went squirrel hunting with me today. Doc: What?? He must be a hundred years old! Smith: 102. Loves to hunt. Doc: Well how old was his Dad when he passed away? Smith: Who said anything about my grandpappy being dead? Doc: That's impossible. He'd have to be close to 120. Smith: 121 to be exact. Doc: Don't tell me he went squirrel hunting with you and your Dad this morning. Smith: No, he didn't. He was getting himself married. Doc: You're kidding! Why would a 121 year old man want to get married? Smith: Who said anything about him wanting to get married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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