Poochie Posted September 10, 2015 Report Posted September 10, 2015 A man and his wife are sitting on the front porch when a 3 legged chicken runs super fast through their yard and disappears in an instant. A few minutes later a farmer comes up to them out of breath and ask them if they’ve seen a 3 legged chicken run by. Man: “Yes sir, I sure did. He zoomed across the yard in 2 seconds flat. Is he yours?†Farmer: “Yes he is. I raise them.†Man: “Raise them? Why would you do that?†Farmer: “ I like the drumstick. My wife likes drumsticks and our daughter likes the drumstick too. It’s my latest project and a success I must say.†Man: “Wow, that’s amazing. How does it taste?†Farmer: “I don’t know. I’ve never been able to catch the damn thing.†Quote
kjs Posted September 10, 2015 Report Posted September 10, 2015 I love it! Two guys talking, one asks: what does your uncle do? The other says; he is a lumber jack in the Sahara forest. The other guy says. you mean the Sahara Desert. The other guy says ---- yea, now!!!! Quote
CeramicChef Posted September 10, 2015 Report Posted September 10, 2015 WARNING ALERT! We have another master of the bad joke! kjs - did you register with the Bad Joke Bureau here before you posted that joke? There could be serious repercussions! Quote
kjs Posted September 10, 2015 Report Posted September 10, 2015 WARNING ALERT! We have another master of the bad joke! kjs - did you register with the Bad Joke Bureau here before you posted that joke? There could be serious repercussions! No I did not. Where do I register? I really like the humor of Henny Youngman, George Carlin, Burns and Schrieber and folks like that. Quote
CeramicChef Posted September 10, 2015 Report Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) I think you just did! Edited September 10, 2015 by CeramicChef Quote
tony b Posted September 21, 2015 Report Posted September 21, 2015 OMG, a Poochie joke that was actually funny! Quote
