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A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and

her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first  child?" asks the Doctor.

"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"

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An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall

backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in

the boat."

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Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a

police station.

One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said:  "Close your curtains the

next time you and your wife are having sex.  The whole street was watching

and laughing at you yesterday."

To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you, because I

wasn't even at home yesterday!”

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