Poochie Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!" ___________________________________________________________ An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat." ___________________________________________________________ Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two." ________________________________________________________________________ A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you, because I wasn't even at home yesterday!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Ora Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 How do you get a blonde on the roof tell them drinks are on the house lolOutback Kamado Bar and Grill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Poochie's back!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
