My wife promised our friends that I would make ribs for their party last weekend. “No problem,” I thought, as at this point I’ve made ribs enough times that I’m pretty comfortable with the process. Of course, that thought led to everything going wrong.
Sunday morning. I had planned to get things going around 7 am. Of course, I oversleep and wake up at 8:45 instead.
I go to light Smaug. At that point I remember that the propane tank/weed burner that I use to light the charcoal is out of propane. Rush trip to the home center to exchange the propane tank.
I get Smaug lit and going. It’s raining. Luckily, I have a KK grill, so the rain won’t get into the top vent.
I quickly make up a rub and prep the ribs. I’m really in a hurry now because it’s close to when Mass is starting, and I have to make a decision: rush the preparation of the ribs, or wait until after Mass and be late for the party. I decide to rush it. My wife and kids have already left, because they are serving at Mass and need to be there early. I skipped taking the silverskin membrane off the back side of the ribs, which I normally would do, and hope that the ribs will be okay. I oil down the ribs with olive oil, sprinkle the rub onto the six racks I’m making, and get them into Smaug. I make it to Mass just in time to beat the end of the opening hymn.
All through Mass, I’m worried that I have the vents set incorrectly for a low and slow cook. I wanted to make sure the grill was at 225ºF. I shouldn’t have worried. KK grills are so reliable that the same vent settings get me to within 5-10ºF of my intended target. Smaug was running a little high when I got back from Mass, but it took a minor adjustment to dial him back down to where I wanted him.
The good news is that once I had the temperature dialed in, I didn’t have to do anything except wait. Here’s the result after 5 hours.
The ribs turned out great. My friends loved them. When they told me how much they appreciated all the effort I went to making these ribs, I just said, “No problem.”