Poochie Posted January 6, 2022 Report Share Posted January 6, 2022 MacKenzie decided to start the new year with a milk bath. So she gives the local dairy a call. Moo Milk Company: Yes, could I help you? MacKenzie: Yes. I would like to have you deliver 25 gallons of milk so I can take a milk bath. Moo Milk Company: Pasteurized? MacKenzie: Oh no. Just up to my waist. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted January 7, 2022 Report Share Posted January 7, 2022 An oldie, but a goodie! That would be @Poochie's wheelhouse! 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted January 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2022 Except for the goodie part. I don't want to ruin my reputation 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted January 8, 2022 Report Share Posted January 8, 2022 You "cleaned it up" a bit, too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekobo Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 I read this out to my husband. He half laughed and half groaned. Divorce may be in order. Gotta train him not to find @Poochie’s jokes funny. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted January 9, 2022 Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 7 hours ago, tekobo said: He half laughed and half groaned. That would most people's reactions to poochies jokes! 🤪 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted January 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2022 Tekobo won't admit she laughed at it. I didn't either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
