Poochie Posted January 6, 2022 Report Posted January 6, 2022 MacKenzie decided to start the new year with a milk bath. So she gives the local dairy a call. Moo Milk Company: Yes, could I help you? MacKenzie: Yes. I would like to have you deliver 25 gallons of milk so I can take a milk bath. Moo Milk Company: Pasteurized? MacKenzie: Oh no. Just up to my waist. 2 1 Quote
tony b Posted January 7, 2022 Report Posted January 7, 2022 An oldie, but a goodie! That would be @Poochie's wheelhouse! 🤣 Quote
Poochie Posted January 7, 2022 Author Report Posted January 7, 2022 Except for the goodie part. I don't want to ruin my reputation  2 Quote
tekobo Posted January 9, 2022 Report Posted January 9, 2022 I read this out to my husband. He half laughed and half groaned.  Divorce may be in order.  Gotta train him not to find @Poochie’s jokes funny. 5 Quote
tony b Posted January 9, 2022 Report Posted January 9, 2022 7 hours ago, tekobo said: He half laughed and half groaned. That would most people's reactions to poochies jokes! 🤪 1 2 Quote
Poochie Posted January 9, 2022 Author Report Posted January 9, 2022 Tekobo won't admit she laughed at it.  I didn't either. 1 Quote
