Poochie Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 A man is stranded on an island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit. Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you." Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" Man: "It's been 10 years!" With this information, the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette. Man: "Thank you so much!" Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?" Man: "It's been 10 years!" The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whisky and gives the man a drink. Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!" Girl (starting to slowly unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?" Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too!.. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 What??? I joke from @Poochie that's actually funny! A sure sign of the Apocalypse! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted October 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2023 Funny?? Oh no, I'll have to work on that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrus Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 Good joke. Reminded me of Tom Hanks with "Wilson," don't think Tom would have minded dropping a towel over Wilson's head if that beautiful girl swam up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
