Castaway

[Poochie]

A man is stranded on an island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.

Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."

Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

Man: "It's been 10 years!"

With this information, the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.

Man: "Thank you so much!"

Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"

Man: "It's been 10 years!"

The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whisky and gives the man a drink.

Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"

Girl (starting to slowly unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"

Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too!..

[tony b]

What??? I joke from @Poochie that's actually funny! A sure sign of the Apocalypse! 

[Poochie]

Funny?? Oh no, I'll have to work on that.

[Tyrus]

Good joke. Reminded me of Tom Hanks with "Wilson," don't think Tom would have minded dropping a towel over Wilson's head if that beautiful girl swam up.