Poochie Posted April 18, 2016 Report Posted April 18, 2016 Rated PG13 A farmer purchased a rooster and was surprised at what an appetite for sex he had. First, he courted all the chickens on the farm. Then he was seen sowing his wild oats with the cows, sheep, pigs and turkeys. One day the farmer told him, “boy, if you don’t slow down, you’re going to kill yourself.” But it didn’t slow the rooster down at all. One day the farmer came out of his house and saw the rooster lying spread eagle, feet in air, and his tongue hanging out his mouth. The farmer was mad and walked up to him. “Dagnabbit, I told you that you’d kill yourself if you didn’t stop. Now you’re dead as a doornail and ready for rooster heaven, ya bird brain.” The rooster opened one eye and pointed up to the sky and said, “Shhhhhhh, buzzards!” 2
5698k Posted April 18, 2016 Report Posted April 18, 2016 Something tells me there's some buzzards circling overhead. Rob
