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MacKenzie gets a Ticket

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A policeman pulls MacKenzie over for speeding in her Corvette. 

Officer: Miss, do you know how fast you were going?

MacKenzie: Yes, officer, I was going around 40 in this 25 zone.

Officer: I'm glad you admit it. I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket.

MacKenzie: Can't you let it go this time? I live just a half mile from here. I won't let it happen again.

Officer: A half mile makes it worse.  Don't you know that most accidents happen within 5 miles of your home? 

Mackenzie: No sir, I didn't. 

So the next day MacKenzie moved. 

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Reminds me of one my granddad used to tell about some dude who was caught speeding doing
100 in a 55.

Judge in court asks him: didn’t you see the posted speed limit on the signs?

Guy says: hell no, at that speed there’s no way I was taking my eyes off the road long enough to read a sign.

Judge fines him $100 dollars for contempt of court.

My granddad also said the police officer mantra was: “62 will get you through. 63 will get you ME”


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