Poochie Posted January 2, 2022 Report Posted January 2, 2022 A policeman pulls MacKenzie over for speeding in her Corvette. Officer: Miss, do you know how fast you were going? MacKenzie: Yes, officer, I was going around 40 in this 25 zone. Officer: I'm glad you admit it. I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket. MacKenzie: Can't you let it go this time? I live just a half mile from here. I won't let it happen again. Officer: A half mile makes it worse. Don't you know that most accidents happen within 5 miles of your home? Mackenzie: No sir, I didn't. So the next day MacKenzie moved. 1 5
johnnymnemonic Posted January 10, 2022 Report Posted January 10, 2022 Reminds me of one my granddad used to tell about some dude who was caught speeding doing100 in a 55.Judge in court asks him: didn’t you see the posted speed limit on the signs?Guy says: hell no, at that speed there’s no way I was taking my eyes off the road long enough to read a sign.Judge fines him $100 dollars for contempt of court.My granddad also said the police officer mantra was: “62 will get you through. 63 will get you ME”Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1
Poochie Posted January 10, 2022 Author Report Posted January 10, 2022 I remember a guy getting a speeding ticket on some comedy. The Judge said "$10 or 10 days." The accused said "I'll take the ten bucks." 1
