Porkchop Posted June 13, 2006 Report Posted June 13, 2006 see that hairy little kid waiting at his mailbox in his PJ's that's me waiting for my black textured OTB, handcrafted in the island paradise of indonesia by sun-drenched native women grass skirts? flowers? maybe. but there's one thing for certain. a ceramic work-of-love is on it's way to me from an exotic locale. and then, that hairy little kid... becomes a man.
gerard Posted June 13, 2006 Report Posted June 13, 2006 I don't know what to say... other than you worry me. Actually I wish I were in your shoes awaiting a kk but I would be the little bald kid by the mailbox.
Majestik Posted June 13, 2006 Report Posted June 13, 2006 Yeah, that hairy little kid is almost as scary as his avatar....
Porkchop Posted June 13, 2006 Author Report Posted June 13, 2006 cold, man. you should stop trying to figure me out til you've broken bread with me. my sense of humor is a little off-kilter... try and tell me the idea of your cooker being put together by exotic women in grass skirts doesn't appeal to you... it's like those snap-on calendars of bikini clad babes handling power tool... and the whole leg thing? obvo, you were traumatized at some point. they don't call 'em "great" danes for nothin'! me, i own cats. they're my kids' actually. they just eat and crap. i keep letting them out the screen door hoping they don't come back... as for my avatar; since the latest "flame war", i've decided to fly the "jolly porkchop"
tcoliver Posted June 13, 2006 Report Posted June 13, 2006 Just got my delivery confirmation, my new OTB supreme should be here Friday. Unfortunately I am going away for the weekend but there will be lots of pictures next week. Thanks Dennis for making the process of ordering, shipping and delivery as simple and painless as could be humanly possible.
Porkchop Posted June 13, 2006 Author Report Posted June 13, 2006 looks like tony's gonna be editing his avatar soon!
Curly Posted June 13, 2006 Report Posted June 13, 2006 Hmmmm, when the little hairy kid becomes a man, we best scatter
ThreeDJ16 Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Pics?? Hey, were do the two of you (porkchop & Tony) stand now at getting in your cookers? I want some pics doggone it!!!!!! Especially cooking ones! -=Jasen=-
tcoliver Posted June 25, 2006 Report Posted June 25, 2006 Mine is at the UPS terminal in Atlanta and I am picking it up tomorrow. Wahoo!!! Unfortunately I went on a golfing trip this weekend so I couldn't get it then. Pics to come this week.
Porkchop Posted June 26, 2006 Author Report Posted June 26, 2006 i don't know. just ordered mine 2 weeks ago (i think). i've been trying not to think about it. trust me, once i get it, there will be pics!
Porkchop Posted July 5, 2006 Author Report Posted July 5, 2006 Pic of my new KK, on the way... check it out, BAY-BAY!!
Curly Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 That sure looks healthier that the old Kong. Kinda like comparing the original Kong to the latest Kong (movie wise)...there's really no comparison. Won't be too long now.
Sanny Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 ...Kinda like comparing the original Kong to the latest Kong (movie wise)...there's really no comparison. ...And the part of Fay Wray will be played by? Perhaps Porkchop in a grass skirt...
Porkchop Posted July 5, 2006 Author Report Posted July 5, 2006 pretty please, dont give majestic mike any ideas
Curly Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 I was thinking "Hot Donna", but since she turned out to be a fake ...no not the Porkchop thing. Sanny, since your basically unemployeed, the part is yours.
Porkchop Posted July 5, 2006 Author Report Posted July 5, 2006 well, honestly, my new KK will not be dubbed "Kong II". i was thinking more along the lizard/dragon motif. so, maybe "Q-zilla" or "Smaug", or something like that. any suggestions? these cookers refuse to cook without a personal identity. neither of the above really sing to me like "kong" did.
Sanny Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 ......no not the Porkchop thing. Sanny, since your basically unemployeed, the part is yours. You like the pic on my avatar, huh? Babe on a fur rug? Ooh baby, etc. Dunno how I feel about being pawed by an ape, though. That's so DONE, you know? Porkchop, your new KK looks rather like Marvin the martian from Bugs Bunny. That little black faced fella with the attitude and the broom on his head. Or Felix the Cat? Someone with mischief, for sure.
Curly Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 When you see it, you will be inspired, I'm sure.
Porkchop Posted July 5, 2006 Author Report Posted July 5, 2006 You like the pic on my avatar, huh? Babe on a fur rug? Ooh baby, etc. Dunno how I feel about being pawed by an ape, though. heard the "pawed by an ape" part, and figured somebody was talking about me. sorry, sanny, but you look a bit young for me when my wife and i saw the "kong" remake, she kept commenting on how much kong reminded her of me. both in figure, and in the petulance and crude behavior... so guys in general, right?? ung-ga, bunga!!
Curly Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 Really your head? Oh man, I just found out that was your real head on the cave man. Dude, that was the scariest part for me
