Poochie Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Old joke. Really old. How many Cajuns does it take to eat an armadillo? 3. One to eat it and two to watch for traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 You're killin' me, Poochie, killin' me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeramicChef Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Poochie - I did my PhD at Texas A&M. You must have been an Aggie to know so many BAD jokes. And I love them all! Sad to say, behind every Aggie Joke, there is an element of truth involved! Aggie 1: Did you head about the fire at the A&M library last night? Burned to the ground! Aggie 2: No! How sad! Aggie 1: Yeah, burned both books and the real tragedy is that only one of them had been colored in! Q: Do you know why they don't serve ice water at the dorm cafeterias at Texas A&M? A: The guy with the recipe graduated! They go on forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5698k Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 While on a hunting trip, one Aggie, accidentally shoots his Aggie buddy. The shooter rushes his friend to the emergency room, and waits. Several hours later, the surgeon comes out, and says, "I'm very sorry to inform you, we couldn't save your friends life. I have to say, though, I feel sure it would have been different if you hadn't field dressed him first!" Robert 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeramicChef Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Did you hear about the Aggie that was found dead with 32 stab wounds to his fave? After a thorough investigation, it was determined he was trying to learn to eat with a fork! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted August 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 I'm proud to say I never was or will be an Aggie. Louisiana born and raised. My bad jokes come from years of hearing and telling...bad jokes. Speaking of which, I know an Aggie joke you guys might like. But I'd hate to ruin my reputation and tell a good joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeramicChef Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 A life-long Cajun. That 'splains everthang! And what makes you think the Aggies would want you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted August 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 It's time for me to migrate out of the "joke" thread. I've been hogging it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Hallelujah!! Thanks and Praises!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poochie Posted August 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Now Tony, you know you love a bad joke. You were my number one customer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony b Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Glutton for punishment, I suppose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
